How the Grinch stole. . .a peek.
Santa decided to play favorites this year and make an extra special visit to one lucky household. He opted to skip the sketch-ball chimney routine this time around and shimmy off the roof to make a dignified, standing entrance — or a large dent in the family Suburban. Same difference.
Santa Claus came and all I got was this lousy beanie.
Thanks,
College Humor!
Since the holiday passed, it's time to put that Christmas tree back in storage dammit.
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Christmas has come and gone. It's now time to put away the stockings,
the farting Santas, the tree,
the obnoxious front-yard inflatables, and the outdoor light show. It's also time to do away with the under-shaved Santa Claus hanging around the local shopping mall.
