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Remember the commercial, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Well, people from around the world will roll down a hill, risking life and limb, for a giant round of Double Gloucester cheese at the annual
Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake. (As a cheese lover, this makes total sense to me.) Lest you think this is merely child's play, consider this: the cheese can reach speeds up to 70 mph, it knocked over and injured a spectator in 1997, and it's a pretty uneven and steep hill so there are always sprained ankles and broken bones. Here's some footage of this year's cheese roll.
All other dudes need to give up and go home cuz there's no trumping Troy Landwehr's sex appeal. His secret? A 1,200-pound block of cheese.
I'm an avid believer in the Church of Cheddar, so I'd normally take issue with the blatant misuse of cheesy goodness — but not in this instance. What can I say? When people don't have cheese in their lives, we must hurl the cheese upon them!
This is nacho typical slide.
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