Someone wants to snap, crackle, and crunch on a teensy carrot, but can't quite chew it down to size. If he puts all of his facial muscles into the effort, maybe he could just— aha! Chew, chew, crumbs, chew. 
Someone wants to snap, crackle, and crunch on a teensy carrot, but can't quite chew it down to size. If he puts all of his facial muscles into the effort, maybe he could just— aha! Chew, chew, crumbs, chew. RSS Feed 
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