You can't have a proper wedding without a cake. The bridezilla below is fully aware of this, which is why she has settled herself into the backseat of the car where she can micromanage her two precious wedding cakes on the way home. By "micromanage," I mean scream and curse absurdities at all the nonexistent peeps trying to sabotage her wedding by tampering with her cakes.
If only we could say the same for the numbers on the birth certificate.
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Sugar-coating the truth never sounded so harsh.
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But this is just wrong. A blow-up
doll would have been way classier. (Did I just say that?)
Thanks,
College Humor!
...In the bakery department. Made-to-order service can't get anymore precise than this! (Minus the creative spelling.) Read below:
"Some people that work here had a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving.
