Since when does lip-synching count as talent? The following impersonator made it to the next round of the
America's Got Talent competition for his outstanding lack of vocal skill. But I guess the whole lip-synching act isn't too far-fetched when one is impersonating Britney Spears .
When Kady Malloy first auditioned for American Idol, she showcased
her best Britney impersonation. The judges were impressed, but advised her to keep Britney at bay for the duration of the competition. But girlfriend recently busted a Brit backstage to stifle her nerves— and gave each of us a nervous breakdown.
Take one of the
most popular movies at the box office, mash it up with one of the
most talked about pieces of celebrity gossip, and you get a cheesy, indie flick starring the Spears sisters. Jamie-Lynn gets preggers, baby-less Brit wants the unborn sea monkey, and everyone talks in witty quips and riddles — minus Britney. She just smacks on gum.
In the Hollywood jungle, Britney Spears is king. Photos of her and her brood are worth enough to keep all them scavengers of fame — the paparazzi — alive and well-fed. A few disreputable photos are all it takes to achieve the ultimate kill.
In a recent Entertainment Tonight interview with douchelord supreme Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo who is exploiting his "friendship" with Britney Spears to make a buck, the interviewer compared Britney to Princess Diana because Britney is relentlessly hounded by the paparazzi. "And because she's dating an Arab," Adnan mumbled modestly, referring to billionaire film producer Dodi Al-Fayed, who dated Diana at the end of her life and perished with her in a car crash. Am I the only one who thinks this comparison is beyond ridiculous?
