
Last week, we watched a dog have his way with a bunch of balloons— that is,
pop 74 of 'em in a mere 57 seconds. According to reader
Megatron, this strong performance is the norm in "the high stakes world of competitive canine balloon popping." But our friend below wanted to move beyond the upper limit and pop what no dog has popped before: 100 balloons in 77 seconds.

You're horrified? Imagine if you were
this woman!
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When he's not making everyone take a
paternity test, Maury's exploring the world of irrational phobias. From
peachphobia to
cottonphobia to
picklephobia, he's been there, done that. And the following phobia will blow your mind: balloonphobia.

Remember the dork who
crawled into a giant balloon? He's not alone. The following dude also likes to bounce around like a rubber ball on steroids.

That's right. Remember the weirdo who
attempted to crawl himself inside a giant balloon, but failed? Well, third time's a charm, and I'm happy to report that his success spared us the very charming view of his belly-suffocating Fruit Of The Looms this time around!