I like to think that although I have my delusions — nachos have no calories, cats love it when I talk to them, etc. — I don't have delusions about talents I don't have. Take Ronny here.
We're used to seeing weirdos and no-talents perform on
America's Got Talent, but the following will warm your heart and bring a tear to your eye. Nine-year-old David here was diagnosed with autism and didn't speak until he was three. The guy who drove his bus to school, though, told his mom he would sing all the way to school and all the way back.
On a recent episode of
America's Got Talent, the lovely and talented Busty Heart busted up some objects with her ample assets. My favorite part of this (besides the aforementioned destruction) is the genuine shock you can see on the faces of folks in the audience. Your mouth will be hanging open after watching this, too, so plan ahead and position your hand near your chin to close it up.
In the words of Sharon Osbourne, Jonathan here is very, very naughty. He starts out playing a trombone (snooze) and then busts some moves that take the performance to a whole new place. Tricky!
Since when does lip-synching count as talent? The following impersonator made it to the next round of the
America's Got Talent competition for his outstanding lack of vocal skill. But I guess the whole lip-synching act isn't too far-fetched when one is impersonating Britney Spears .
