
Oh, it's a tragedy, alright.
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They say kids grow up fast, but lately I'm blown away. Last week, my art obsessed daughter told me she can't wait to get a "needle" tattoo. I knew this was coming ever since she noticed mine as I stepped out of the shower a couple years ago.

I've heard of
ass-vertising, but gut-vertising? I don't think Micky D's would be pleased.
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Nearly
50 percent of lilsugar readers like the idea of getting their child's pic tattooed on their body, but what about tattoos for your baby's body?
These
Tattoos for Babies ($5) are temporary so you need not panic about CPS knocking on your door, but they do present a bit of a dilemma: Are they a cute and painless way to decorate baby or are they too close to pins and needles for comfort?

Holy commitment to the cause, Batman! A tattoo shop in Moore, Oklahoma is
giving away free tattoos— of Barack Obama's face. The tattoo artist is an Obama supporter and says while he doesn't have money to give to the cause, he can donate his talent to help Obama-maniacs wear the Senators face — forever.

Nothing says, "Hey, I think you're special" like a permanent tattoo.
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On someone's thigh. . .why?!

...And the law won. (This was on
The Smoking Gun in a mug shot gallery. What the hell kind of mug shot is this?)

It only makes sense that these two hot pieces would hook up. I wonder what magical creature will come from this union.
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