Financial consulting firm Dillon/Edwards Investments took too long to establish a website on the Internet, so when they finally got around to it, all the good URLs were taken. They didn't get their first-choice web address, but they compromised and got something that'll suffice. No big deal.
When you don't have anything nice to say, spell it out with lettered stickers.
No one will notice.
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Most workplaces emphasize the value of teamwork. Some even force their employees to partake in mandatory team building exercises, which usually amount to a giant waste of everyone's time. But not in this instance.
Newsflash: Batman was not only
a degrading husband, but a sexist employer to boot. In the following PSA for the Federal Equal Pay Law, Batgirl argues that she's underpaid and deserves to earn the same wages as Robin. Although Batgirl's timing is a bit manipulative — a ticking bomb is about to blow Batman a new one and she's his only hope for escape — girlfriend's request is warranted.
The clawed footwear is a bit much, but he's too chicken to complain to management.
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Um, I think this counts as sexual harassment.
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Methinks another position just opened up . . .
The weekday rat race can get a little mind-numbing sometimes, especially mid-afternoon when lunch has passed and five o'clock ain't really around the corner. So, what to do? Make an ass of yourself, of course!
The job market is competitive, but the following statements should help put things into perspective. These have been lifted from actual résumés submitted to prospective employers. Last I heard, unintentional self-deprecation isn't the best strategy for getting hired.
For those of us at work today, here's a compilation of people crazy dudes having not-so-merry Mondays. We've seen some of these clips before, but viewing them back-to-back really makes you wonder about the mental (in)stability of the person sitting in the cubicle next to you. You never know when insanity (and the random axe in the office) may strike...
