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Screw the Bouquet, Get This Girl to the NBA

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:00:00 -0800

The bouquet toss always seems to be really important to somebody, you know? It was clearly paramount to this wedding guest, who practiced her wicked jumpshot leading up to the event, and then brought her A-game.

Those other bridesmaids never even had a chance.

Dressed to Ill: Wedding Edition

GiggleSugar — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I think I've been blinded. By Swarovski crystals. And an unnaturally dense mass of ruffles. And a bustier that looks like sparkly lobster claws cupping her ta-tas. At least we can count on the mother of the bride to wear something demure, so

Dream Wedding Cake: A 42-Pound Cheeseburger

GiggleSugar — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

As a savory food lover and a fan of people with a good sense of humor, I love this story. Tom and Kerry Watts of Norwich, CT both love burgers and decided that substituting a 42-pound cheeseburger (the equivalent of 100 quarter pounders) for a wedding cake was the way to go. Tom, a firefighter, said of their unusual choice: "Not only did I get to marry the woman of my dreams but I also got to have the burger of my dreams in the same day." Love it! Click here to read more.

Best Wedding Reception Ever

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:52:27 -0700

Remember, it's the first day of the rest of your lives together. Drink life to the fullest.

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Wedding at the Waffle House

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

One might be inclined to scoff derisively at a wedding that takes place at the Waffle House — if one doesn't know the love of a good waffle or a grilled Texas bacon double patty melt plate. (Mmmmm! ) If you think about how complicated, expensive, and stressful weddings are when people obsess over details and forget to have fun, this makes so much sense. So hats off to Pam and Bubba! A life together that starts off at the Waffle House is an auspicious one. Wheeee!

Eat Your Heart Out, Andrew Lloyd Webber!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

You know the scene in My Best Friend's Wedding when the dude pretending to be with Julia Roberts breaks into song while smack in the middle of a speech, and as Hollywood would have it, the whole table joins in? The peeps below made the scene a little less Hollywood and a little more Broadway. They had a fantastic performance, but I wanna know how everyone in attendance at this wedding (even the father of the groom!) had a voice fit for singing. Uh, Twilight Zone much? (Thanks, College Humor!)

Couples Who Shouldn't Hyphenate Their Last Names

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

The best humorists couldn't come up with this stuff: Fillerup-Standing. Kumon-Topomi. And, my personal fave, Moore-Bacon. Each of these couples might make a perfect match, but the combination of their last names is something else. It's a joke, and in most of these cases — ahem, Rump-Orefice — it's a downright dirty joke. Hee, hee, hee. Click here to view more hilarious wedding announcements.

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Have Your Cake and Blow It, Too

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake?

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Bride and Groom's First Dance Is Timeless!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

It's become trendy for the newly married couple to forgo a sappy love song during the wedding reception and bust out a high-energy choreographed routine instead. I thought no one could top the couple who raunched up the dance floor with their "ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh" to Sir Mix-a-Lot, but watch the duo below. They took a cue from the wildly viral Evolution of Dance and did it all. There was even some Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do action up in there. Enjoy!

Flashback: A Wedding Proposal Circa 1950

GiggleSugar — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

In the 1956 film Indestructible Man, boyfriend wants the gal to marry him, but he doesn't bother asking her to be his wife. He jumps to his own conclusions instead and — badda bing, badda boom — gets the ball rolling from there. And by "rolling," I mean he stops her career aspirations dead in their tracks without permission. Her response? Let's just say it isn't the kick in the groin I was hoping for.