
Eww! These creepy cartoons give new meaning to the phrase "fresh fruit." Now, can someone tell me why this should make me want to eat candy?

Since the inception of texting and IM'g, WTF has been a universal acronym that gets regularly used in chats, between cell phones and computers. Because it easily rolls off the tongue, or computer keys a tad too quickly, I find myself dropping the WTF bomb a tad too much — yes dad, you're right, it does "cheapen" me. Nonetheless, when you can't find the strength from within to conger up the confidence to say WTF to someone's face, I suggest investing in one of these
WTF stamps.

Here's a story that involves Germany, Italian opera, September 11th, and Mickey Mouse masks . . .

A man that works at a kiosk at the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport got a hot surprise this week and it wasn't an unexpected cup of coffee.
Danny Williams was going about his day when he looked down and saw flames coming up from his pants' pocket to his chest. What was it you wonder?

I've being eyeing a blonde with a jagged bob who wears tight ass dresses and puckers a definitive pout. Oh Posh. Wait a second...that's not the Victoria Beckham we all know and love!

Nothing tops off a Fab day like a little Axl Rose. Some of you already know the truth — I am a Guns n' Roses fanatic. I usually keep my obsession out of Fab because I understand not everyone shares my love affair — for the band, the music,
the Axl — but this was too good to not share.

I can fully understand the need for
geek apparel like the
Zegna Bluetooth iJacket, which uses Bluetooth technology that can be used for mobile phone conversations and has iPod and MP3 player controls sewn into the sleeves and collar. I can't really understand the need for items like this
Lederhosen, which has integrated iPod controls.
The Lederhosen are made by
Lodenfrey a traditional wear company that's been around since 1842, which prompts the question: Why do we have to integrate "technology" into things that really don't need it?

iPod thieves have been making headlines since the device was released. From
news reports and tips on how to keep your pod safe, to
Dateline specials on how to catch thieves, there really is no end to the iHysteria. So how do you protect your beloved pod?

Being a smoker can be alienating. Sure, there are designated areas where like-minded puffers can gab, but for the most part smokers are banished to outside patios where they are left to smoke solo. According to the UK's
Daily Mail, a record number of text messages have been sent by smokers trying to pass the time while alone in smoking areas.

The
itsy bitty, teeny weeny solar-powered bikini and the
Intimate Game Controllers are making their way back to the geekosphere this week, showing up at Siggraph 2007's Unravel fashion show. The Solar Bikini uses solar power to charge small gadgets like your cell or iPod, while the Intimate Game Controllers are an oh-so-geeky (but also sexy!) platform where controllers are built into undergarments so that players have to physically touch one another to play.
Despite what you might think, the
Intimate Controller was built by a male and female duo, while the a
bikini was created by a male.