Uncontacted Amazonian Tribe: The True Douchebaggery Story
The uncontacted human
tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story. Are we sure those arrows aren't used for lady hunting and those huts for tanning parlors?

Last Friday, CitizenSugar briefed us on
the uncontacted human tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon. These people reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story.

Anthropologists have discovered an "uncontacted tribe" living in Brazil deep within the Amazon. Aerial
photos show red-painted people, living in huts, and ready to defend themselves with bows and arrows. If you think you're out of touch with world events, think again.