Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins are back to fight off the culprit who's spreading crabs all over Hollywood. And just who is Captain Crabs? He's none other than Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show.
After crashing their private jet,
The Superficial Friends find themselves stranded in Malawi where they notice that the locals have really fabulous dark tans. Luckily, they discover a nearby tanning parlor to bronze themselves brown, but that's when Brangelina spots them and promptly adopts them. Can they escape the Jolie-Pitt family dungeon or will they have to endure baby Shiloh's taunting forever?
This week,
The Superficial Friends are miffed that the cast of
Entourage has stolen the spotlight from them. How can the world stay abreast of their weight fluctuations and party girl antics if the paparazzi only follows those pretty boy hipsters around all day? The girls are prepared to put their powers into play, but will they succeed in their attention seeking?
In this week's episode of
The Superficial Friends, we learn that Paris derives all her super powers from being in the top ten of Maxim's "Hot 100." But Paris didn't make the top ten this year, Jessica "Not That Hot" Alba did. Gasp!
In this episode of
The Superficial Friends, the girls are captured and shrunk by Tom Cruise and his "hobbit patrol" of Toby Maguire, Mark Wahlberg, and Colin Ferrell. (That's more of a "hottie patrol" if you ask me.) So who will save them? Will it be Space Monkey Seacrest?
The Superficial Friends are called to action when their pal Paris is sent to do time in
Governor Schwarzenegger's cube of lube jail. Will their super snorting powers do the trick, or will Paris have to put her strong kegel muscles to work and save herself from the grip of The Governator's boob-grabbing robotic arms? This is one cartoon you don't want to miss!
The superhero group The Superficial Friends comprising Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins, find themselves in this episode lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles, who first threatens to write a bad review of LiLo's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves. How do they get out of it? Nicole choke holds one bad guy with her thighs, LiLo's breasts beat up another guy, and one of the Olsens turns into Bob Saget.
