
Anything you can do, I can do dumber . . .

The annual
Scripps National Spelling Bee was held this past week in Washington, DC. Th whizkid below, Sameer Mishra, took home the championship trophy last Friday, but not without encountering a few interesting words along the way. He wasn't familiar with the word provided in the following clip, but he was familiar with a similar-sounding one .

This is an STD-Free Campus:For your safety and the safety of others, everyone must subject their nether regions to bureaucratic scrutiny before the start of the semester. Report to the Office of Pubic Safety for all the hairy details. Thank you.

If you're gonna talk the talk, you better walk the walk (or plank!) sister. Ladies, behold our weakest link . .

Too awsome to crack a dictionary, I see.
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It's an honest spelling mistake — or is it?
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And the phenomenon continues. These two chicks wanted to play into the Daft-Punk trend, but do it "harder, better, faster, stronger." So they took
the hand show and turned it into a full body spell-a-thon.

What kind of fill in the blank question is this?!
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If you ask me, someone's been watching a little too much TeeVee.
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You asked for honest reporting-- you got it.
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