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Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:00:00 -0700

"The people with the best style for me are the people that are the poorest. Like, when I go down to Venice Beach and I see the homeless, like, I'm like, 'Oh my God, they're pulling out, like, crazy looks and they, like, pulled shit out of like garbage cans.'" — Model Erin Wasson in an interview for Nylon TV and reported by NY Mag.

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A True Lady

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

"We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish' . . . It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle." — Kendra Wilkinson on a gift she gave Hugh Hefner for his 82nd birthday in April, as reported in Us Magazine.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 May 2008 10:00:00 -0700

"I think I was put on this earth to instill self-esteem in young girls." - Tyra Banks in a New York Times Magazine interview.

Really?! And all this time I thought she was put on this earth to teach women how to "smile with their eyes." I'm a completely different person now that I understand that concept! (Although everyone else just asks me if I have something in my eye.)

She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:17:37 -0700

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"They're not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who is a good friend of mine. And then the earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma?" - Sharon "Heart and Brain of" Stone on why an earthquake in China, which has already killed over 67,000 people, happened. Yes, Sharon, that's why it happened. Because karma gets pissed when anything bad happens to a good friend of yours (the major distinguishing characteristic of the Dalai Lama, of course).

She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:46:35 -0700

"If I'm 205 today, that means I am up 70 pounds."
— On Good Morning America, Carnie Wilson angrily disputed The National Enquirer's claim that she's gained 79 pounds, reports Us Magazine.

70 pounds, 79 pounds. . .does it really freaking matter? You probably have a friend who goes on and on about her diet, how much she has to lose, how her ass looks big in those jeans, etc.You put up with it because you love her, but you kinda wish she'd just eat that buttered roll and be done with it. Well, I feel that way about Carnie Wilson and the decade-long saga of her weight gain and then weight loss through gastric bypass surgery. Only, the difference is. . . I don't know her and I'm sick of hearing about it! There was a sweet lull (thank the gods!) when we didn't hear about her stomach and its size — for the record, it was the size of a Coke can — but here we go again! Sheesh, give it a rest. Is this her only career now? Didn't she used to sing?

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:35:00 -0700

"Defying our expectations," says New York Times writer Ginia Bellafante, Heidi Montag "has emerged as a kind of feminist hero."

C'mon, now, lady. Is this the best you can do? Can we aim our sights for "feminist hero" a little higher than a plastic-surgery addict whose only goal (it seems) is to supplant Paris Hilton as attention whore of the century? Just because someone's self-involved, ambitious, and not a complete doormat does not make her a feminist. Wow. I guess all those women who actually contribute to society can just pack up and head for the hills.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.

Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse? Not so much. In fact, "douchebag" should be used as often as necessary, i.e. a lot.

Here's the vid with Kelly's response. She's one of many celebrities who were asked by Britain's Channel 4 to reveal their fave cuss words. Warning: This vid is NSFW. Unlike Kelly, most celebs picked the naughtiest of the nastiest words out there. Prepare your sensibilities.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:00:00 -0800

"It is 5:37am into the 1st day of March, spring is just like a sexy girl waking up from its dream at this very moment in the darkness, wind tired in the coldness of the air dancing, trying to find home, like All of us still lost on set in the 70th back in time of the 'Love Ranch', lights, mini skirts, laughter, poisoned red wine, tangled with sex smoke its perfum..." (sic)

— D-lister, shoplifter and nipple-exposer extraordinaire, Bai "ding a" Ling, from her blog.