
"The people with the best style for me are the people that are the poorest. Like, when I go down to Venice Beach and I see the homeless, like, I'm like, 'Oh my God, they're pulling out, like, crazy looks and they, like, pulled shit out of like garbage cans.'" — Model Erin Wasson in an interview for
Nylon TV and reported by
NY Mag.
Source

"We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish' . .

"I think I was put on this earth to instill self-esteem in young girls." - Tyra Banks in a New York Times Magazine interview.
Really?!

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"They're not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who is a good friend of mine. And then the earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma?" - Sharon "Heart and Brain of" Stone on why an
earthquake in China, which has already killed over 67,000 people, happened.

"If I'm 205 today, that means I am up 70 pounds."
— On Good Morning America, Carnie Wilson angrily disputed The National Enquirer's claim that she's gained 79 pounds, reports
Us Magazine.
70 pounds, 79 pounds.

"Defying our expectations," says New York Times writer
Ginia Bellafante, Heidi Montag "has emerged as a kind of feminist hero."
C'mon, now, lady. Is this the best you can do?

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.
Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse?

"It is 5:37am into the 1st day of March, spring is just like a sexy girl waking up from its dream at this very moment in the darkness, wind tired in the coldness of the air dancing, trying to find home, like All of us still lost on set in the 70th back in time of the 'Love Ranch', lights, mini skirts, laughter, poisoned red wine, tangled with sex smoke its perfum..." (sic)
— D-lister, shoplifter and nipple-exposer extraordinaire,
Bai "ding a" Ling, from
her blog.