
"You're making yourself cry. So I'm sorry . .

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.
Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse?

InTouch Weekly reported that, when asked about her recent weight loss,
Tara Reid replied, "I was filming in the middle of nowhere, and my hotel room had no room service. So when I wanted to eat, it was difficult."
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"We know the Spears family, particularly the parents. An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother." — Dr.

"I almost got Hello Kitty on my wrist. Then I thought, How am I going to explain that to my grandchildren?"
— Porn mogul Jenna Jameson in this month's Allure, on whether or not there were tattoos she was glad she didn't get.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,"
Paris Hilton was quoted as saying about Indian elephants.

"Well, I definitely want to go into politics later in my life. I plan to be governor at least, and president if possible." — Spencer Pratt
Good luck getting that popular vote, Spence!

"I'm trying to get a Hummer one designed." - Paris Hilton, on purchasing a hybrid vehicle.
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"Apparently, Lindsay wasn't even sure whose clothes she was wearing." - Gina Glickman, Lohan family insider, on Lindsay's coke-filled pockets at the time of her arrest.
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"Butterflies are always following me, everywhere I go." -
Mariah Carey
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