
Isn't that what everyone wants when they graduate?
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This little girl knows that you can't beat the Claw if you play by its rules, so if you can't beat 'em — join 'em. Supposedly, if you skillfully maneuver the mechanical Claw's pincers, you can get it to pick up a stuffed animal. (Yeah, right!) Girlfriend here doesn't have time for that charade — she's got a better idea.

Dictionaries. For sale. Get one.

The new logo for England's HM Treasury cost around $28,000 dollars courtesy of a fancy London graphic design company. It was supposed to signify OGC's aim of "improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement" (translation, please?!). As soon as it was placed on mousepads and pens, though, the only thing it seemed to be "driving up" is, well .

Oh, man. Some criminals are having a lucky day. Watch as these Keystone Cops arrive on the scene of a crime, only to completely let the dudes get away.

It's all fun and games until you need the jaws of life to get out of a swing-set. (Why do I just bet alcohol was involved in this little mishap?)
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