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Flashback: What's Love Got to Do With It?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and ~~brains~~ beauty.

Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course.

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Woman Puts Her House and Herself on eBay

GiggleSugar — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Devon Traboscia, a 42-year-old single mom of two, thought she'd multitask by auctioning off her house and herself as a package deal on eBay and Craigslist. Devon's itching to get married and her four-bedroom Florida home is, apparently, the best thing she has to offer. Intellect? Humor? Charm? Nah. For this real estate agent, square footage sells. Although Devon claims to be "doing it for the real reasons, the right reasons," I'm not sure there's ever any reason to hit up eBay for love — that is, unless this winner is her kind of Prince Charming. (Click here for more on the story and to see a slide show of Devon looking, uh, you'll see . . .)

Love, Loss, and Facebook

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700

These out-of-control social networking sites have revolutionized the way young people meet, befriend, flirt, love, slander, and break up with each other. For the rest of us — shhh! — it's changed the way we get to spy on them. The four-part news feed below will tell you everything you need to know (and then some) about the rise and demise of Kevin and Jennifer's "wuv" for each other. In short, Amy — "that conniving witch" — couldn't keep her flirtatious pointer finger to herself, and it all went downhill from there. The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?

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A Symbol of Your Undying Love For...

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Whomever.

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Dude Hits on Girls in Front of Their Boyfriends

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

This daring douche is on a mission to p*ss off a few peeps in Central Park, and his a-hole move of choice is to hit on chicks with boyfriends — in front of their boyfriends. He's obviously on a path to self-destruction, but will he find love along the way? Watch and see.

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It's a Dirty Job, But Some Social Networking Site Has to Do It

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0700

While I was watching some dude sing about the day his wife met his girlfriend and all the marital strife that followed, I happened to notice the following advertisement pop up at the bottom of the vid for — prepare yourself — AffairMatch.com. This married personals site prides itself on being a "discreet sanctuary for lonely wives and cheating husbands." Ahem, running banner ads all over the net isn't exactly what I'd call "discreet," but this site isn't in the business of upholding promises anyway. So much for that fairy-tale ending . . .

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Found: A Cut to the Chase

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700

If you have to use a multiple choice question to obtain a status check, then the relationship is probably not that complicated.

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Dude Uploads Naughty Vid of Girlfriend and Gets It (NSFW)

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Dudes claim that girls gossip too much, but what about this new phenomenon of boys posting vids of their girlies on the net to share with all their virtual buddies? Finally, we see a dude get what he deserves for exploiting his girlfriend behind her back. Her vid got 800 views and he got a smack down for it. But someone obvs didn't learn his lesson, cuz here's the sequel to the vid in question. Uh-oh. (If nasty language or douchebaggery offend your sensibilities, pass this vid up.)

Why Every Gal Should Buy Her Boyfriend a Wii Fit

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Some dude videotaped his half-dressed girlfriend shaking her booty in the privacy of their living room while playing the Wii Fit hula-hoop game. The douchebag posted the clip on the net, titled it "Why Every Guy Should Buy Their Girlfriend Wii Fit," and the vid went viral in no time. What a gent. Naturally, some smart-ass chick (love her!) made a similar vid for all us ladies to sit back and enjoy. Or try to enjoy.

Bitter Ex-Boyfriend Seeks Online Revenge

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Real cute, but dude — the least you can do is color inside the lines for the sake of demonstrating the teeniest, tiniest amount of maturity. (For all of you grown-ups without a clue who Carnage from Spider-Man is, click here.)

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