I'd love to have been in on the brainstorming session for this one. "So, boss, I got a great idea for a product. Materials are cheap.
Imagine how much cuter
There Will Be Blood would have been if Daniel Day-Lewis had sported one of these bad boys. The
Son of Moustachio pillow/toy/handy disguise has the machismo of not one, but two glorious handlebar beauties, all in one snuggly-soft package.
This is the logical outcome of the Barbie plus Bratz doll phenomenon. (UPDATE: Click
here to read the controversy, and thanks to
queenegg for doing a little sleuthing!)
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Have you ever made a delish sandwich — oh, say, smoked turkey, bacon, guacamole, and lettuce on whole wheat — only to have it stolen from the fridge by the office sandwich burglar? Well, have I got a product for you. This anti-theft lunch bag has green spots on it that make your sandwich look moldy and nast instead of bacon-y and yummy.
It's hard to type when you're laughing your ass off, but I'm trying. The innovators at
Flabuless have decided that you can't underestimate women's body hatred or the amount of cash they're willing to throw out the window to indulge it. Hence, hosiery for your monstrously flabby arms.
Actually, this amazing thing is not for sale, as far as I can tell, but a girl can dream!
Some genius took felt, dyed it with red cabbage juice, folded it over an umbrella and voila! a cute bat with tube socks.
I'm sorry. Correction — Choco Crack. Two great tastes that taste great together!
When will the bacon-scented product madness end?! I love bacon as much as the next gal — probably more than the next gal. But the idea of getting into my (imaginary) hot car after
Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener has been stinking up the joint with its faux hickory-scented pig strips is enough to make me give up sunny side up eggs, home fries, and bacon for good.
I'm not that puzzled that there's a product called
Nature Calls Toilet Deodorizer Drops ("anti-poo magic!") that if you put in your toilet water "prior to doing your business" it will "obliterate all unpleasant odor." What puzzles me is that it's being sold on Urban Outfitters' online store. Is this really the brand synergy you guys wanna get going?
Take something regular-sized I may be lukewarm about, reduce it to a teeny-tiny size, and suddenly I'm all over it. (Am I 12?) Anyway, this cute little scratch pad called the
Plastinkuzz looks like so much fun! I doubt you'll suddenly be invited to DJ tons of parties with this thing, but at the very least you can
bug your cat with it, who will then kick your ass.
