
You know what kind of product you're in for with this kind of tagline: "You don't want to get sacked by these guys." But don't worry about what your friends will think. It comes as
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Foreigner Goes For a Nude Swim in the Imperial Palace Moat
What better way to spend your Tokyo vacation than dropping trou, skinny dipping on royal property, throwing rocks at police, and causing general havoc while your junk flaps in the breeze? According to
Japan Probe, the middle-aged man jumped in to retrieve a friend's bag that had dropped, but it looks to me like he's having a good ol' time. Apparently it took the cops over an hour and a half to nab him!

What possesses dudes to take off their clothes, disrupt sporting events (in this case, a cricket match in Edgbaston, Birmingham in Central England), and flash their little willies? There's gotta be a name for this disorder. Any ideas, readers?

Looks like someone had one 10 too many. When they say, "dance like no one's watching," I don't think that means you should flash your boobies and your butt though your see-through, pantyless leggings. Just sayin'.

Not content merely to jump on the field naked as the day he was born, this guy finds other ways to entertain the crowd besides flashing his moobs. Evolve or die! (Dressing up as a referee was a nice touch.

World Naked Biking Day was this past weekend, and no one seems that thrilled that it happened. Has nudity become so run-of-the-mill that even this prim anchorwoman seems to be stifling yawns at footage of naked biking in the Netherlands? Short answer: yes.

Nude is sexy — sometimes. But nude clothing? Not sexy, ever.

Oscar ain't your average cutie patootie cockatoo. She has a tendency to make peeps feel uncomfortable, rather than happy and sappy all over, but she can't help it. Our gal is incapable of growing body hair so she sadly looks like this evening's din-din — but not so fast.

Never a good idea. Call me a prude, but naked anything besides bathing, sex, and sleeping is never a good idea.
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Sorry for the acronym overload in the title, but there's no other way to describe what you're about to see. (Or, if you're too scared, for what you will not see.) This is footage (haha, footage) of a guy running with bare feet and bare butt through moving traffic. Occasionally, the car that's riding alongside him catches up with him and you get an inadvertent peepshow, but trust me, you'll be too busy scratching your head and trying not to look at his dirty feet to notice the peen.