This 67-year-old Chicago man is planning for the future — with the end in mind. He's survived five whopping heart attacks and has come to terms with passing away someday, but not before getting his custom made Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can inspired casket completed in time for his departure. If the dude's life "revolves" around his fave beer, then why can't his afterlife?
A cemetery is the last place you would expect to get a good chuckle, but think again. Who says the dead can't be funny? A few of these tombstones are unintentionally amusing, others are blatantly sarcastic, and the rest are just observant.
...Dead! (Since when do funeral homes advertise?)
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When this woman's dog, Shithead, passed away, the woman bought a plot of land (big enough for both of them) in a local cemetery and buried the dog with a proper tombstone. But folks in the community didn't think there was anything "proper" about a tombstone with the word "Shithead" inscribed across it and wanted it removed. It's a crappy situation, at best-- but oh so amusing.
In this strangely morbid Skittles commercial, a dude is gifted with the power of changing everything he touches into Skittles, even people. I don't blame the dude for feeling bad about his casualties, but it'd be a whole different ballgame if he could change everything he touched into nachos. Mmmm.
Shhh! I see dead birdies.
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Do you accept cash upfront or shall I write a check once I get to my grave?
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Etiquette 101: Do not seal an apology letter with the kiss of death.
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