I had to post this because a) I love the idea of a "husband kitteh" and b) I gotta give props to the "big hairy deal" formulation. That really is making something a big deal!
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But something tells me that cat is still up to no good. . .
LOL Cats Wif Mah Soda?
It's official: LOL Cats have moved beyond the internets and teamed up with Jones Soda. The company is gonna stamp an LOL Cat on the label of every bottle. Can u bleev?
I'll admit it now, I really love the awful lolspeak and lolcats, and I'm surprised by how much it's taken off. At first it was just something that people who spend too much time on the internet understood, and now almost everyone has seen the
cheezburger cat that started it all. (If you have no idea what I'm talking about, check out these
lolcat examples.)
So why am I talking about lolcats?
"Cats and captions — like reason and argument, poetry and prose, wine and cheese — it's a combination that today we take for granted." Thus begins Ben Burrns's (Ken Burns's feline-lovin' bro?) seminal history of the LOL cats phenomenon. From Happy Cat who wants a cheeseburger, to Ceiling Cat who's watching you masturbate, The History of LOL Cats will teach you all you wanted to know about the history of the cat/caption craze.
Tom Cruise's creepy-ass Scientology video has finally been made comprehensible. By cats, naturally! I can has captions cat-tions?
She's gonna be a huuuuge star. Just like her human counterpart.
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It's not pretty — but 
Does not want.
