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A Lone Voice in the Wilderness

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 09:20:20 -0700

Scientists recently discovered and photographed a lone Girls Gone Wild who appeared to have veered away from her Spring Break pack, mutated, and found her inner feminist. Shhhh! Don't tell Joe Francis!

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Girls Gone Wild: The Golden Years

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

If this is what middle age has in store for me, just shoot me now.

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Girls Gone Wild, 1902 Edition

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

I bet she flashed a naked elbow in exchange for a monogrammed walking stick. Hussy.

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A News Report With a Disturbing Twist

GiggleSugar — Thu, 08 May 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Inside Edition covered the story of a mother of three who mysteriously received a Girls Gone Wild vid in the mail one day. Assuming it was sent by accident, she promptly called customer service and returned the vid. Imagine her surprise when the same "mishap" happened again and again . . . gasp! (For more on the story, click here.)

Sugar Bits — Jennifer Lopez's New Show Won't Be "Reality"

PopSugar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:31:35 -0700

Jennifer Lopez's manager has made it clear that her upcoming show for TLC will not feature her family. Instead, it will follow the star as she and her business associates launch a new fragrance. — People
My Name Is Earl star Jason Lee is expecting a child with his girlfriend, Ceren Alkac. — lilsugar
Billy Bob Thornton's 14-year-old son is in the middle of a sex crimes investigation after his 22-year-old girlfriend's ex-boyfriend tipped off the police to the illicit relationship. — TMZ
Nick Cannon, who split from former fiancee Selita Ebanks in October, was apparently overheard telling Jacob the Jeweler that he's engaged to Mariah Carey. — Page Six
CSI's Gary Dourdan was arrested early Monday morning after police found him asleep in his car and in possession of a variety of drugs. — AP
Another celebrity was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. How do you feel about the remaining contestants? — E! News
Domestic assault charges against Vanilla Ice have been dropped after his wife recanted her original statement that he beat her during an argument earlier this month. — AP
Despite the lawsuit Ashley Dupre filed against Girls Gone Wild, the company says that it has footage proving that the former prostitute consented to be filmed. — AP

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Sugar Bits — Cheri Oteri's Father Stabbed to Death

PopSugar — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:32:08 -0700

The father of former Saturday Night Live star Cheri Oteri was stabbed to death on Saturday in Nashville after an argument with his roommate.— AP
On The Colbert Report last night, Stephen Colbert poked fun at the Miley Cyrus photo controversy, saying that he too has been victimized by a world famous photographer: Anne Geddes. — CitizenSugar
Ashley Dupre, the prostitute who brought down former NY governor Eliot Spitzer, is suing Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis for $10 million after he allegedly misused her image in his videos for profit. — Us Weekly
Former Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland has been sentenced to eight days in prison following his November DUI arrest. — TMZ
Kathy Griffin is single again after recently splitting from Apple billionaire Steve Wozniak. — US Weekly
Canadian-born Pamela Anderson is now an American citizen. — Page Six
Dancing with the Stars' Cristian de la Fuente suffered a severe muscle cramp while dancing the samba with partner Cheryl Burke last night. — People

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Middle-Aged Girls Gone Wild

GiggleSugar — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:00:00 -0700

There's no shirt-lifting or breast-baring, but if you're interested in a bunch of women falling off trampolines, staggering from too much booze, or generally acting like fools—have I got the video for you!

Girls Gone Mild!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:00:00 -0700

Remember those drunk girls who would make out with each other, take off their tops, and act generally skank-o-riffic just for a $2 hat? I used to wonder, who the hell are these people? But the chicks in this video? Disdainful, caustic and nerdy? Yeah, I know 'em well.

Joe Francis to Open Girls Gone Wild Restaurants

YumSugar — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:58:32 -0700

Oh boy, oh boy.
Actually I should probably make that oh girl, oh girl - because it looks like everyone's favorite sleazeball Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame) is planning on opening up a string of restaurants. The restaurant chain will be part of the Girls Gone Wild name and will encompass everything about youth and fun.

"This is going to be about fun, lifestyle, youth, sun. It's about everything 'Girls Gone Wild,'" Francis said. "It's going to be sexy without being sexual."

The first two restaurants are planning to open this summer in Cancun and Cabo San Lucas. However Francis imagines that there will be franchises in many college towns in the future.

However don't expect anything too wild. According to Francis there will be no stripping, topless waitresses or filming in the restaurants.

Now where's the fun in that?

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One Reason Girls Gone Wild = Bad Idea

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:45:00 -0700

There are so many reasons that lifting your top and exposing your fun bags for strangers is a bad idea. Here's a major one...