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Ronald McDonald Is a Perv

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:00:00 -0800

Also, what's with the weird overplucked brows? I never noticed them until now.

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The Original U-Haul

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:00:00 -0800

If you want something done right, just do it yourself!

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(Hopelessly) Lost in Translation

GiggleSugar — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0800

There just aren't enough translators in this world to go around — and thank goodness for that, because these bizarre foreign interpretations are an endless source of WTF and LOL. So spritz on some anus perfume and check out some of my favorite incomprehensible signs.
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The "G" Stands For Golf

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0800

Is it just me, or does the phrase "as grooved as his horn" somehow manage to make both golf and saxophone playing sound dirty?

They Really Have a Way With Words

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Perhaps if you are touting your online dating service as specializing in the art of conversation, you should check your advertisements for any major grammatical errors. Or perhaps, they used those pesky "algorithm's" to generate this sentence?

Coolest Lawyer Ever

GiggleSugar — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:00:00 -0800

Peter "P Ta Mon" John could single-handedly change the reputation lawyers have in popular culture. Uptight, venal and corrupt? How about laid-back, cool, and well, stylin'? You can bet that if I ever had a major drug charge, had committed a serious felony (is there an unserious kind?), or required an "expungement" (I don't even know what that means), P Ta Mon would be the mon. Most definitely.

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They Go Straight to Your Hips

GiggleSugar — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:00:00 -0800

I can think of at least two reasons why the words "asses" and "cookies" shouldn't appear on the same package. (Thanks for the awesome send, Nancita!)

Now That's What I Call Lunchables!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:00:00 -0800

I bet this little critter would be tasty with some relish and mustard!

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Further Signs of the Dollar's Decline

GiggleSugar — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0800

When the value of money begins to drop, at least you can use it to doodle on! Turn the figures on your currency into Amy Winehouse, Ringo Starr, Heath Ledger's The Joker, and a bunch of zombies!

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Most Boring Magazine in the Universe Also Has the Best Name

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:00:00 -0800

You want to snooze when you read "Official Meeting Facilities Guide," but then you read "omfg" and you go, "OMFG!"

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