Isn't that what everyone wants when they graduate?
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Again, I ask, who exactly at the DMV is approving these things?
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What possesses dudes to take off their clothes, disrupt sporting events (in this case, a cricket match in Edgbaston, Birmingham in Central England), and flash their little willies? There's gotta be a name for this disorder. Any ideas, readers?
You know poor Mike here was teased mercilessly as a teen. So, Mike, I apologize in advance for prolonging your pain, but I just cannot help myself. Bwahahahaha!
The rich and famous aren't like you and me. They get to have faces in Life & Style magazine.
I hate when that happens.
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The submitter of this charming "note" told
Passive-Aggressive Notes that Mr. Apt. # 105 "lets his dog out, deposits her gifts on the sidewalk, and then runs back.
Mmmmm. Pie.
I mean, loved Scrabble.
