Join the Kevin Bacon Movie Club for just 20 bucks. What do you get? Rent Footloose, for example, and Kevin Bacon will deliver it to your doorstep and sit down, make himself at home, and watch the film with you!
But then again, this choice is clear every day, of every year. (Thanks for reminding those undecideds, Natalie and Rashida!)
It's easy for a singer to get pigeon-holed. That's why the "Monster Mash" singer has to prepare for his time after
Halloween. Watch him parlay the catchy beginning of this famous spooky song into other, seemingly less relevant holidays.
I'm starting to get nervous about Paris Hilton's faux campaigning for the presidency. I mean, she's consulting with faux West Wing president Martin "Josiah Bartlet" Sheen about her "pre-party for a party she's throwing before the after-party," and she already has a nickname for foreign policy — "fo po." Be afraid, people!
Hey, it makes more sense than the all-cabbage diet, starving yourself, or
zombie aerobics!
In addition to being cute, Virtual Boyfriend likes watching The Notebook,
Dancing With the Stars and Oprah while feeding you chocolates. He also loves your alcoholic and super-judgmental friends. He claims, robotically, I might add, that yelling at him for no reason is fine.
No matter how crappy the chain restaurant, if they build it, I will come. I don't know what it is about me and junk food. I have gourmet tastes, but sometimes nothing but chicken fingers dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried cheese sticks, and a salad drenched in blue cheese dressing will do.
Ugh, along with the acronym MILF, is there a worse word than "cougar" to describe an older (read: older than 30) woman who remains a sexual being? (I know, I know, cougar describes a woman on the prowl for younger dudes.) In spite of all that, I still think this video is hilarious. I love how, after they define cougar ("an older single woman who frequents clubs and bars looking for innocent young men she can have passionate hate sex with") that guy goes, "Yeah!"
I'm having a hard time breaking my addition to
A&E's
Intervention. (Though I guess it
could be worse.) Perhaps a song is in order?
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