You know how the order of ingredients goes from highest concentration to lowest in the list on the back of food packaging? I'm not reassured that "butt water" in the ingredient list for this packaged cake is close to. .
Nice try, guys. But I ain't buying it.
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Reading labels is one of my favorite pastimes. And who wouldn't scratch her head over this one?
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This is the chocolate chip cookie equivalent of a fortune cookie telling you, "Prepare to have a crappy day."
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You've heard of a "human interest story"? Well, this is a mouse interest story, at least as far as I'm concerned. What is wrong with me that I saw this and identified with the mice?
Oh, man. You can wear your heart on your sleeve, or, in this case, your brain on your back.
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