On someone's thigh. . .why?!
Pierced nipples. On someone's naked butt. This way, you can tell a boob is headed in your direction whether he's comin' or goin'.
Oh, man. A croissant reading the paper while drinking coffee. How civilized!
All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down — Mom, is that you? — and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for.
I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.
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More like: guilty of being conceited, dumbass, and desperate. (But if we drizzle some nacho cheese on that douche dog, Mr. Weiner Head just might score a date.
Dude, a designer knockoff will get you nowhere.
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Remember the
tramp stamp stickers sold at Toys "R" Us? This little darling just got one . .
"Mum, Dad, thanks for covering my ass all those years. I'm forever permanently grateful. Love you thong time!"
Whomever.
