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Just Because Baby Needs . . .

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Doesn't mean baby gets. Unless baby goes to this store . . .

Drunk Guy Needs His Shoes

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:00:00 -0800

I'm dying to know how (and why) this guy went home without shoes, and if he ever got them back. If anyone has any information, please let me know. (I should put up my own sign.)

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Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:20:00 -0800

"Note to self on Sunday morning: Wake up. Put on a suit. (Or maybe I never took off the suit I had on last night.) Hang out with pals I got drunk with the night before. I wonder if I'm still drunk. Go into the town square. Try to mount a fiberglass horse, repeatedly failing and falling on my ass and breaking the horse. Elude police as videotape evidence of my nimrod antics hits the Internet. Consider the day a fulfilling one." Click here to read more about this doofus.

Comedian Leo Allen on the Perils of Drinking

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0800

I kind of have a crush on Leo Allen (any relation to Woody?). I saw him live recently when he opened for the awesome Janeane Garofalo, and although his act started off slow and awkward, it got quirkier and better and funnier. Here, he's talking about how drinking is dangerous because it makes you think you're good at stuff it's dangerous to think you're good at. Like say, de-arming a police officer, or fighting with people on horseback. I share in his wish that, after a night of partying, instead of worrying what I said to whom, I could look on my bedside and find a magnificent work of art I crafted in a fit of creativity. Fat chance, but I'm dreaming the dream with you, Leo!

Uncomfortably Honest T-Shirt Makes Me Uncomfortable

GiggleSugar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I love how he appears to be monitoring the situation like a scientist. Bonus points for mysterious stains on the shirt's sad message. Sigh.

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Drunken Legos

GiggleSugar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:10:00 -0700

Oh, look! It's a heartwarming video of drunken Legos, some of them related, singing their praises for "liquid bread," aka beer. I'm not a big fan of beer, and even keeling over, burping, singing Legos can't win me over.

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An Eating and Drinking Establishment

GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0700

But mostly drinking.

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Don't Feed the Bartenders

GiggleSugar — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Or they will be two drunk too right write.

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Grandma Does a Keg Stand!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0700

C'mon, you guys! I know it's important to make grandma feel welcome, but can't you just fix her up a burger or pull out some family photos? What's next, tequila body shots? Sheesh.

Don't Pass Out Around This Little Dog . . .

GiggleSugar — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Especially if you're a drunk dude. He's what you call an opportunistic smoocher. If this doesn't get the guy off hooch when he wakes from his ~~slumber~~ blackout, I don't know what will.