C'mon, you guys! I know it's important to make grandma feel welcome, but can't you just fix her up a burger or pull out some family photos? What's next, tequila body shots?
Especially if you're a drunk dude. He's what you call an opportunistic smoocher. If this doesn't get the guy off hooch when he wakes from his slumber blackout, I don't know what will.
People, is the prospect of getting sh*t-faced not enough for you? It's all fun and games until your face is burned off and your parents' home is burned to the ground. Good times.
I've heard of a little glass of wine (or two) before sitting down to write, but this is ridiculous! I guess it's better than encouraging people to drive while under the influence.
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Ahhh. To be young, drunk, and climbing trees! Some Cops episodes are scary and violent.
I guess if everyone parties together, no one gets in trouble! I like the sound of that.
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This drunk guy getting arrested has an unfortunately timed case of itchy nuts. I wouldn't know what that feels like, being mercifully unencumbered myself. The police officer arresting him should just stop trying not to laugh.
This genius commercial for IBC root beer exploits the alcohol shame fears of anyone who's had one too many the night before. Watch as this guy wakes up to discover who he had a wild night with. It's enough to make us all switch to root beer!
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OK, so it's not clear if Larry is really drunk, but his answer to this earnest caller is definitely loopy! (
Fruit Loopy, perhaps?)
Gawker unearthed this awesome tape of Larry (from a while back) responding to a guy who called in to ask for tips on how to break into journalism and succeed in the career. Let's just say that his answer could've been more succinct: Booze — lots and lots of booze.
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