Paul Revere and his Midnight Riders took a little detour and ended up on the Jersey Shore. Forget
drunk history. I want all historical events to be performed by over-the-top actors in "Jersey douchebag" drag.
Or, rather, in a foreign Heineken commercial. ("Heineken: The Beer for Douchebags.")
At least this Owen Benjamin guy feels that he has to earn the attention of hot babes. Although isn't a red beret pretty much just a French version of the Von Dutch Von Douche hat? And how is wearing a beret a talent?
This douchetacular video is like the live action version of
Who's Douchier, but with regular dudes rather than celebs. (Well, if you consider a guy who would photoshop a six-pack onto his MySpace picture's abs "regular.") Just because I took a break from talking about
douchebags (you haven't heard me say that word in a while, have you now?!) doesn't mean they do not remain a menace to society. Douches Wild!
This German language commercial for a cell phone service's texting capabilities demonstrates that lying about where you are isn't foolproof in the age of cell phones. I got more absorbed in this mini-drama than I have for many movies I forked over hard-earned cash to see! (And isn't that betrayed woman a model?)
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A little learnin' is a dangerous thing. Just ask this lovely señorita who has to listen to this dude try to hit on her in really bad Spanish. (How does she keep from laughing?) I love that he signs off by saying, "Au revoir!"
Don't pollute, don't be a d*ck. (Well, don't pollute, either.) This video imagines what the world would look like if, every time someone was rude or inconsiderate, a guy in a penis costume showed up and gave you stink eye. (It's what you would imagine, but somehow, more charming.)
Thanks,
eBaum's World!
I'm posting this not so much because I think it is an interesting video (yawn), or that I'm impressed with this guy's how-to-impress-chicks coin trick (snooze), but rather because he motivated me to look up a word I've heard before but never really knew what it meant. He refers to women as "breezies," and the
Urban Dictionary (I know, I'm a dork), told me it's a word combing "broad" and "easy." Ha!
It's baa-aack! We had this up a couple months ago, and just as people were falling in love with the adorable characters of Douchebag Beach, it was yanked from YouTube. Well, thanks to the work of diligent researchers here at the GiggleSugar lab 'o' laughs, we bring it to you again.
Meet Robert. He's into community fundraisers, going to museums, and . .
