His banana yellow Honda convertible is his wingman.
Thanks,
College Humor!
But he's into that tank top. We know
where this is going . .
While the regular joes partake in
douchebaggery, the cream of the crap try their hand at douche-grab-bery. (Think the Terminator is our boob bandit? Look again.)
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Last Friday, CitizenSugar briefed us on
the uncontacted human tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon. These people reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story.
Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone — period.
Now this is my kind of off-roads driving! The truck stuck high in the tree may seem like the big deal in the photo below, but then we discover the dude posing in front of it. Although his shirt has buttons and sleeves, he opts not to use them.
It was no secret that Gaston was badly hurtin' for Belle's affection in Beauty and the Beast, but our gal had enough douche-sense to repeatedly turn him down. So his posse of pals got together to massage his ego at the local pub. Give their little ditty a listen— all praise points to douche.
The term
"douchebag" has not only sleazed its way into mainstream pop-culture speak, but has also become the focal point of the highly scientific study of
doucheology. And now, we're seeing the inevitable emergence of the douche-factor in politics. What is a DB politician to do when his DB voter base is too busy spritzing the fourth round of body spray to get to the damn polls in time to vote?
Douchebags don't say cheese. They pose, pucker, or maybe pout — cuz that's what they be about. Ch-chickity-check these DBs out, word?
