These pills can make you psycho.
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I've been seeing a lot more "Google is running your life" vids lately. Seems it's the newish fear for the millennium. (We already saw a scary computer named Hal in 2001, and that film was made in 1968!) In this vid, SMS Google is running "Johnny Thumbs'" life.
I'm posting this not so much because I think it is an interesting video (yawn), or that I'm impressed with this guy's how-to-impress-chicks coin trick (snooze), but rather because he motivated me to look up a word I've heard before but never really knew what it meant. He refers to women as "breezies," and the
Urban Dictionary (I know, I'm a dork), told me it's a word combing "broad" and "easy." Ha. If these broads were so easy, dude, you wouldn't have to get drunken tips from some loser at a bar about how to pick them up with party tricks.
Meet Robert. He's into community fundraisers, going to museums, and . .
Oh, man. You can wear your heart on your sleeve, or, in this case, your brain on your back.
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Half of the challenge of a personals ad is conveying what you're looking for. In this respect, Zombie Men have succeeded.
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Meet this gamer. He's into massive multiparty online gaming communities. (Are you still there?) Watch this video to find out why his 18-foot-tall alter ego Karlore is so much cooler than he is.
I totally feel your pain, woman. Every so often, I manage to go on a date with a guy who thinks that this is how you kiss. At least this ox doesn't know any better.
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Meet Dimitri. This dude is straight-up psycho. I hope these recorded voice-mail messages that
Gawker found aren't real, because if they are, there's a lunatic roaming the streets.
His banana yellow Honda convertible is his wingman.
Thanks,
College Humor!
