Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and brains beauty.
Brains? What brains?!
In this segment of
The Newlywed Game, the ladies were asked to divulge the "weirdest place" they've had the urge to "make whoopee." One woman misunderstood the question, provided an unsolicited answer, and everyone turned beet red — in the end.
You know what they say about fetishes: The more you try to suppress them, the more they'll consume you and take over. Mr. Harrelson Toyota has something other than cars on his mind — an obsession of sorts — butt I can't quite put my finger on it .
"That guy" insisted on staying in the shallow end cuz he forgot his floaties. (Again.)
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You know what they say, "the stuff in one man's trunk is another man's treasure." Hee-hee. I always wondered how anyone out of grade school could find "arts and crafts" projects appealing and worthwhile.
Believe it or not, I have standards. There are some things I refuse to post. A dog's butt dressed to double as someone's face is not one of them.
Any a-hole would crack a joke right now, butt I'm better than that.
Thanks,
College Humor!
We all have our problem spots that we would love to alter, from love handles at the waist to the dreaded saddlebags at the upper thigh. I sometimes refer to them as my "lower love handles" because I really don't like the word saddlebag. Gravity has a way of shaping our bodies as we age, but there are a few ways to battle those dreaded saddlebags.
His rationale? Girls just wanna have buns.
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College Humor!
No doubt about it — there's someone out there for everyone.
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