
Is drinking beer and making women do all the work really the dream of all men? According to this Bud Light commercial, the answer is yes. (If anything, this seems like an ad calling for more women as creatives in the advertising industry!)
Got that? And the squirrel wants nothing to do with you. (Don't ask me what any of this has to do with beer—I have no idea.)

Establishing an office swear jar is a good idea, especially when the money accumulated in the jar buys everyone
beer. Sh*t, since all censoring is thrown out the f*cking window, excuse me while I go add 50 cents to the swear jar. (But can we change that to a microbrew, or, better yet, scotch?)

Bud Light salutes the giant taco salad inventor as a
Real Man of Genius. Although I find this funny, I have to agree. Whoever came up with the brilliant idea to call a 12,000 calorie entree a "salad" is my personal hero, so bring on the guacamole baby!

Makes me wonder: have we taken
bad dancing for granted all this time? Is it, as Bud Light suggests, a true indication of genius? Perhaps that's why the
"How To Dance Like A White Guy" instructional video practically sells itself.