Real cute, but dude — the least you can do is color inside the lines for the sake of demonstrating the teeniest, tiniest amount of maturity. (For all of you grown-ups without a clue who Carnage from Spider-Man is,
click here.)
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It's painfully obvious that Batman's wife left him cuz he's an emotionally underdeveloped tool with the hobbies and interests of a small child. If this tone-deaf rendition of "Patience" by Guns 'n' Roses was intended to bring this manchild's lost love back, then our downtrodden hero needs to hop in his batmobile and ride off into the Gotham City sunset — cuz it's so over.
Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone — period.
Or so they say. I’ve certainly found that to be the case when it comes to old relationships. I always try to take my experiences, good and bad, with me as I move forward in life, but sometimes I still think it would be nice to go back in time and use what I’ve learned to change or avoid things.
When Jessica Simpson first
started dating Tony Romo, everyone seemed quick to write them off. She had just come out of a string of failed relationships and Tony
came under fire for letting Jessica "ruin his football season." Even though they're still together, I feel like we're just waiting for news of the break up, since we all "know" it won't last.
I've been seeing Adam casually for about three months. While we both have feelings for each other, our relationship is mostly physical, and we don't think of each other as a couple. About a month ago I met this new guy, Joe, who I felt immediately attracted to.
Dear Sugar,
I stopped talking to my boyfriend for about a week and a half, because I felt like he had no consideration for my feelings. He is always too busy for me, and I don't feel like I am a priority in his life. We have been together for three years, and when I try to talk to him about this and tell him it doesn't make me feel loved, he says I'm crazy and he doesn't want to listen to it.
Dear Sugar--
I dated a guy all throughout college, we were definitely in love and things were great. When we graduated, it became increasingly harder to make things work -- mostly on my end. I wanted to do things that I had planned for years, like travel.
Dear Sugar--
I feel devastated. My boyfriend broke up with me today. He was my first boyfriend and honestly the one that I thought I would end up with.
Cat didn't get her tongue. Meow! (But it's no stretch to fall in love with a
LOSER.
