On a recent episode of
America's Got Talent, the lovely and talented Busty Heart busted up some objects with her ample assets. My favorite part of this (besides the aforementioned destruction) is the genuine shock you can see on the faces of folks in the audience. Your mouth will be hanging open after watching this, too, so plan ahead and position your hand near your chin to close it up.
Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and brains beauty.
Brains? What brains?!
This is exactly why dudes have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. I bet a few even think these ta-tas are real. And they expect all of us to have a set that can perform 360 degree rotations before powering into a projectile nipple light show.
Sheyla Hershey is a 28-year-old woman with a dream: to have the biggest ta-tas in the world. She's already had eight surgeries, each breast has about two quarts of silicone inside, but she wants to go even bigger. (She claims that the bigger the boobs, the greater her self-esteem.) By law, American surgeons can't put any more gunk in her, but when a woman's got a dream, she can't be stopped.
Oh, San Francisco. You can live here forever and still not know all her wonders. There's the Eyeball Museum in North Beach.
Believe it or not, this bouncing boobfest is sponsored by the folks of
a breast cancer awareness organization. They think the best way to get women in gear to check themselves regularly is to put an over-sized pair of
"fun bags" on a dude and have him laugh and frolic around as if he hasn't a care in the world — as if his ta-tas weren't susceptible to swelling, tenderness, and nasty lumps. But we'll see if he's still drooling over his newfound assets when that insufferable backache kicks in.
There's something about Granny . . .
Someone has officially lost it, in more ways than one.
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It's not too late to get your breast friend, Mom, a breast-shaped beanbag! She'll especially love the silicon nipple.
That's how he rolls.
