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No Good Deed Goes Unnoticed

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Meanwhile, George can't stop grinning . . .

He Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0700

"You're making yourself cry. So I'm sorry . . . I'm sorry you've made yourself cry."
— Spencer Pratt

This is King Douche's idea of an apology. Surprise, Surprise. In this week's episode of The Hills, Pratt made his sister tear up — or rather, she made herself tear up — and the DB had the ~~heart~~ nerve to console her with this backhanded, smartass apology. No hug. No "thank you for letting me indefinitely move in, mope around, and douche up your condo." No decency whatever. Leave it to Spence to make a simple "I'm sorry" sound crass, crude, and offensive. Help! My skin. It's crawling.

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Found! A Half-Ass Apology

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:14:48 -0700

He leaves shards of glass all over the floor for people to step and slip on, but he signs off with "love" — typical dude.

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Aussie Teen Up to Risky Business...

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:00:00 -0800

And he couldn't care less. An Aussie teenager threw an impromptu bash while his parents were out of town and the shindig got out of hand. The police and dog squad were called to the scene and the dude's parents now face $20,000 worth of neighborhood property damage. A Current Affair caught up with the party boy to hear the deets, get an apology, and round out the story with a lesson learned. But Bozo the shirtless clown has bleached his brains out and there's no telling where this interview is gonna go. . .

Found! A Letter To The Fam

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:33:55 -0700

What kind of a household is this? Eating and playing boardgames is no crime in my book. Having a strange curiosity about potentially killing off upholders of the law, however...

Thanks, Found Magazine!

The Most Offensive Apology Ever

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0700

I was initially surprised to hear that a "Real World" cast member would take the time out of his self-involved, wannabe-celebrity schedule to actually apologize for something. I tuned in only to discover that this dude's ~~apology~~ douche-pology required heavy-duty censoring and made the gal on the receiving end burst into tears-- all over again.

Found! An Apology Letter

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Etiquette 101: Do not seal an apology letter with the kiss of death.

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