I'm not sure who this guy is who told told a Fox News anchor that his program was just a "festival of ignorance," but he sure did shut the anchor up. Nothing says "I have no retort to your insult" like, "We're also talking about Captain Kirk this morning!" When in doubt, divert, divert, divert.
This bird is not going to let a reporter stand there and diss him and his feathered friends, calling their very existence an "infestation." So he did what any self-respecting bird would do. He shat on him.
