How realistic was a coin collecting, brick head-butting, mushroom eating plumber who wasted all his time running through pipes and jumping down tunnels in search of a listless princess? Well, if Mario had his own reality show, this would (unfortunately) be it. Perhaps he should spend more time chasing down a new wardrobe in the real world? It might step up his game.


The part where he's "invincible" and shoving people in the street is awesome.









