The chocolate strawberry part made me lol

Aaahahahahaha...this brings back a memory I had as a little kid, before I was old enough for Cosmo, and I was sure it was a dirty magazine.

Sue me, I was like nine but somehow the magazine didn't strike me as so much about mascara.

Ohh..maybe it was headlines like that "life-blowing orgasms and how you can get them just by making this salad" and "Cosmo men reveal their ***secret sexual desires"

The UK one is marginally sleazier, btw.

(hint: ***it involves your sister, a hair dryer, 3 pickles and a confused dolphin)

As a man, I applaud their dedication and support this entire line of research. I'd even volunteer to be a test subject myself at the Institute in order to advance this science.

Now that I think about it, though, maybe it would be rather hot (and a service to womankind!) to open the "Institute on How To Please Your Woman".

Rabidmoon - I am still trying to figure out your last hint - I get the sister, hair dryer, and 3 pickles - but where does the confused dolphin enter into the picture? And why is he confused?

*innocent face*

Ah, you are an inscrutable lady, Rabidmoon! I'll have to consign this one to the vast (and ever-growing) pile of things men (or maybe it's just me) simply don't understand.

Cheers!

Very funny! The "caress your man above the buttocks" part made me spit out chocolate soymilk.

Yeah, I was interested in that brand new male pleasure spot above the buttocks as well. I tried rubbing it and it did virtually nothing for me. Nada. Maybe we need a girl to tickle it with a feather? Seems like more research and field work is required.

I don't know but it leads me to question the validity of the Institute's findings and Dr. Steinberg's credentials...