I like to think that although I have my delusions — nachos have no calories, cats love it when I talk to them, etc. — I don't have delusions about talents I don't have. Take Ronny here. This "weirdly entertaining" man who looks "like a Marc Anthony that's been shrunk" really, really wants to move on to the next stage of the America's Got Talent competition in Vegas. Sharon and the Brit say yes, but David Hasselhoff thinks he's untalented. You may want to look closely at your future plans if the Hoff says you have no talent.

Thanks, eBaum's World!