So let me get this straight. I shout into this vase, primal scream therapy style, and this $79 thing muffles the shouts so that a softer, gentler version comes out the other end? Ha! I think not. If anything, I want something that will amplify my pent-up frustrations, like, say, a bull-horn. I love Random Good Stuff's name for this thing: Scream Into a Pillow 2.0