The Inch Perfect vibrator was probably invented by a dude, and this commercial, which shows a rocket launching into space with inches marked off on it like a ruler, was probably directed by one, too. They just don't believe us when we say it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean (or the size of the rocket, but the movement in the atmosphere...or something.) Thanks Geek, you naughty minx, you!