Last night's episode of American Idol strayed from the norm and gave the remaining five contestants not one but two opportunities to sing their hearts out and garner enough votes to make the final four. This complicated change of plan put our gal Paula into a head spin. The hallucinations followed (natch) and by the end of the first round of performances, she thought Jason Castro went twice when he only performed once — and did David Cook sing at all? Poor Paula took massive notes during the show, but they curiously didn't help . . .
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Paula, when you're on National TV, lay off the bong.
Maybe just a little binger to get you through the show, then you can go crazy as soon as you get back to your dressing room.
I still love you, even though my High School days plan of marrying you never came to fruition.