The rich aren't like you and me. Instead of using $60,000 to pay off student loans, put a down payment on a house, or save the money in a retirement account, some of them would rather order a life-sized replica of themselves made out of Lego bricks from the Neiman-Marcus 2008 holiday catalogue. You know — the basics.
These rabbits are such hoodlums. Chickens are all, "Break it up, you two! How's a hen supposed to get any eggs laid with all this ruckus? Don't make me get Farmer Brown."
The things on the list should go without saying, but some dudes need reminding. I especially love how this comedian replaces Green Day's lyric, "It's something unpredictable/but in the end it's right," with "If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife. . ." Tee hee.
